What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

My dog is 2 weeks old. He's not eating, moving and always sleeping and I can't take him to a vet. What should I do?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

What made you feel disgusted today?

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is the logic behind the porn being legal but not prostitution? Isn't it the same thing in essence?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Do airline pilots try to avoid turbulence? How can you tell if your flight has been rerouted due to weather conditions or other factors?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

Dr No

What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

If English makes 3 additional gender terms to accommodate for XXX, XXY, and XYY people, what would be the most realistic terms for those genders?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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